Anfield Red

The age old theory that 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters could recreate the works of William Shakespeare has today been put to bed, as the mob jumped on the bandwagon to try and force Rafa out by printing page after page of drivel ruled this theory out.

The Infinite Monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare; however this weekend we have seen the worst of the English press try and heap more misery on Anfield by coming out with more and more shite.

Exhibit A: “Fed up Gerrard set to quit Anfield” from the Daily Mail.

Exhibit B:”Steven Gerrard set to quit Anfield” from the Daily star (addressed in previous post)

Exhibit C:”Time for Rafa to leave” again from the Daily Mail – More shite.

Exhibit D:”Reds directors cant move on Rafa” curteousy of that sell out Bascombe at the Sunday S*N(no link to that shower) who says that the board cannot decide if to sack Rafa or not.

All these monkeys have managed to produce is a pile of crap that they can now start throwing at each other. Credit to the Mirror (or more specifically Brian Reade) for breaking the habit and not circulating the same nonsese as above.